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donthitpause is an ongoing movie/ pop culture conversation podcast between Jasmine "Scary" and "Fake Shemp" Chris.
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Thursday, September 5, 2013

Episode 1 - Quick, somebody smash that fuckin' Giger counter...

What do you get if you splice Michael Madsen's tongue on a Swiss surrealist alien? 

How can an upcoming Australian director have Ben Kingsley (before the "Sir" bit), Michael Madsen (after the "Tarantino" bit), Forest Whitaker (after the "Acting Career" bit) AND Swiss surrealist H.R. Giger on board doing all the "alien" artwork and screw up an "Alien" clone so damn badly? 4 bloody times in a row? It's enuff to make your chest (or your stomach) burst ....

That, plus a week's worth of movies demolished right before your ears, Italian Nazisploitation, Asian blackface, boobies, insults about Adrien Brody's nose, something about Keith Urban, and absolute proof that James Wan ripped off a classic Vincent Price performance to use as a basis for that goddamn SAW series. That's right. We said it. JIGSAW is a phraud!

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